by: Humbledick Parrywinkle

There once was a sorcerer named Acheron

Who always deviated from the path he was on

Everything he touched he just made it worse

Until came the day he broke the multiverse!

All hail! The one who tore the veil

All praise! The coming end of days

All rise, cause everything’s alright

Everything’s alright

Yes, everything’s alright

Big Daddy Sorce made everything alright

There once was a land called the Sword Coast

Saved from a world that is now a ghost

The fate was the same for Kendermore

The Ogrelands, Ravenloft and more

All hail! The one who tore the veil

All praise! The coming end of days

All rise, cause everything’s alright

Everything’s alright

Yes, everything’s alright

Big Daddy Sorce made everything alright

The once demigod, Big Daddy Sorce

Likely put his money on the wrong damn horse

But the Master of the Veil did redeem his stripes

And now he’s Ascended just to save our lives!

All hail! The one who tore the veil

All praise! The coming end of days

All rise, cause everything’s alright

Everything’s alright

Yes, everything’s alright

Now it’s Acheron making everything alright

All hail! The one who tore the veil

All praise! The coming end of days

All rise, cause everything’s alright

Everything’s alright

Yes, everything’s alright

Now it’s Acheron making everything alright